The V.E.T.

I had to go to the V.E.T this weekend for my annual check-up. I love going to the VET! Mom takes a bag of cookies with her and I get treats for laying down nicely at her feet or ignoring other dogs that come in the waiting room. I charmed the pants off of two ladies by staring at them & smiling. They told Mom about 10 times "You're dog just never stops smiling".

I do have a pretty great smile...see?

This trip to the V.E.T. was great because they didn't steal any of my blood, nor did they stick me with any needles. I also found out that I've lost 2 lbs!! And Mom thought I was gaining weight. They did put that thing up my butt and I just can't understand why they haven't come up a better way to judge how HOT I am. They could've just asked Dot.

I have a little baby lump on my leg that Mom wanted to have the Vet check. It's so little, Dr. F couldn't even find it. Mom does this massage thingy on me every week to check for lumps & bumps and I love it because I just lay there while she rubs me. That's when she found it. This is where it is on my leg.





So she showed Dr. F where it was and they don't think it's a cyst. Because it's so small, they want to wait to biopsy it if it gets any bigger. So that just means Mom will be massaging me every single day & that's just fine with me!!

It made me feel like roachin'!

Mom likes the funny noises I make when I roach...till the stupid white dog comes along & ruins my fun!

(Back to the Vet visit...I'm pretty freaked out about this whole diagnosis. My Vet thinks it could be lymphoma because the lump floats & is not attached to the skin. I almost passed out when she said the C word. Right now it's the size of a pea...and trust me, if that thing gets any bigger Sherman will be at the Vet in a nanosecond to have it biopsed. She doesn't feel the lump is big enough to put him through the whole process right now though. I love this Vet & trust her. She assured me it could stay the same size for a long time. Let's just hope that's the case.)

Dad???

Hi Pups & GG. I must tell you that I was very sad this weekend.



My Dad left the house on Friday and didn't come back. We were looking for him all night!

We love our Mom, but we really love Dad too. Sherman & Lola were sad...but I was the saddest. See how pathetic I look..

Apparently, he was gallivanting in Canada with his buddies all weekend! How dare he not take me with him. I could have stopped by & hung out with Sophie!!

But thank goodness...he came back!! I'm just going to sit here right next to him so he doesn't leave ever again!

Lola was pretty happy he's home too. Actually I'd say she was REALLY happy!


Keep an eye on your people Pups!

The Life of a Diva

Let me just tell you...It. Is. Exhausting. Believe me, I would love to be home waiting for this whole "treat extravaganza" that is supposedly going on at my house.


But the fabulous Ruby Blue picked me up in her private jet & we went to see my *love* Marvin for his blogiversary. Oh my...we drank way too much champagne on the flight over and devoured Jeannie's roast chicken & potatoes. My future MIL is a great cook. I may just move to Scotland.

See...we were all there. 'cept Sherman & Penny who had to stay home. Ahaaaahaaaahaaa!


And THEN! As soon as I got home I had to rush to Hawaii for a photo shoot. Diva Dogs Monthly was on my case for a beach shot. I made the cover. I guess it was worth it.

I am so glad to be home. All I want to do is sleep. It's been a whirlwind couple of days...see yinz puppers after a good 24 hour nap!

Stinkin' up the house!

Excuse me...I hope you don't think it was *I*, Sherman Bubbadoodlefinklestein, that would be stinkin up the house.

No, Mom got this cool machine for Christmas...TWO YEARS AGO...and she's been afraid to try to make us treats because it would stink up the house too much.

Well, the good news for us is...she's busting out the stinky machine and making us some deeeelicious dehydrated liverables, chicken heartables, gizzardables...

plus she's gonna try some salmonables & chicken tenderables! So you all are going to have to stay tuned for the results this weekend. I think the house will smell much better than it does now (I'm not into flowery stink).

Till then, I will rest as to conserve my taste-testing energy.

And I have to do the middle name tag too. I will shorten my middle name, Bubbadoodlefinklestein to Bubba (which sounds tuffer anyway) so this post isn't a bazillion lines long.

Big-boned

Utterly starving ALL THE TIME!

Black

Bashful (not really, I'm just running out of Bs)

Attached to my Mommy (don't make fun, Sweetest Sweet Pea in the Whole Sweet Pea Patch)

My weekend - by Lola

Penny got to post about her weekend (show-off!), so I wanted to say a little something about mine.

Friday night I ate a bee (we think) and my right jowl swelled up to the size of a ping pong ball. Mom gave me a big meatball and the swelling went away (it was laced with Benedryl). Saturday, she woke up and my left jowl was swollen. Yay! More meatballs for me!! Saturday afternoon my eye swelled...'nother meatball!! And Saturday night, my chin swelled...yep, 'nother meatball. She was all ready to take me on an adventure to the ER vet on Sunday, but I was fine. No more swelling for Lola. Da Diva is back!!



Mom did take this picture of my swollen jowls. Dad says he can't tell the difference b/c I'm pretty jowly to begin with, but take my word for it...I'm swelled (and doped up on Benedryl!).





Sunday, since I was all better, I got to graduate from Rally class. I was pretty excited (BAD) at the beginning but I settled down by the end & we did OK. I'm no Penny (no darlin'...you are not. Yet.), but I'll get there.



Here I am practicing my Sit Stays with distractions...my Pixburgh boyfriend Apache was there & I REALLY wanted to play with him!!! But I was good. See??

And here I am with my Grad-ee-a-shun pressie. Cookies!!!

Apache...I'll share my cookies!!!

Oh & I have to do the middle name tag. Here it is:

Special

Pretty

Rambuncious

Ornery

Unbeliveably adorable

Total Diva

Now I tag Eddie & Peaches (and Bella too) and Sitka.

My Saturday - by Penny

On Saturday, Mom goes & helps her friend Bob teach obedience classes at the WPHS. Bob asked Mom if she wanted to bring one of us to demo & since I'm the most well behaved, I got to go!!!

I was very excited. But what she didn't tell me was that there would be PUPPIES there!!! I love PUPPIES!!

We ran & ran & ran & I had so much fun playing I didn't want to stop.

Afterward, I had to sit in this big jail while Mom helped the puppies learn new stuff.

Sometimes I got to come out of jail & show the puppies how good dogs heel on leash, stay until released and how to pay attention.

When I got home, I was very tired!! All I wanted to do was lay on my landing in the sun...but a certain white dog thought I should play with her too.

Hey Penny! Don't you want to play with your most favoritest puppy???

Maybe later little white Dog...teaching is hard work!

The Kapp Pack has tagged us to share our middle names and what the letters of them would mean. Since this is MY post I'll go first...

Wiggly (duh)

Intellegent

Girly

Gorgeous

Lola's bestest friend in the whole wide world (next to Tadpole)

Energetic

Sweet

I'm going to tag Jazz & Dixie and Chance. Sherman & Lola will do theirs later this week & will tag other.

Stew

The Brat Pack asked on The Bones Zone for some "stew" type recipes to add to their diet, so I thought I'd share ours. As many of you know, I don't like following recipes...usually I just take what I have & run with it!

My local meat supplier has started carrying "chicken chunks" for dogs. This is basically the meat that is left over from trimming chicken breasts. They actually called it "chicken waste" when I ordered a case of it, but that's gross so I'll continue to call it "chunks".

So that is my base. Some sort of meat. Usually boneless...chicken, ground turkey, ground beef, even ground buffalo when I was fortunate to have 10 lbs of it. (I have used chicken legs but I boil them first, strip the meat and add it to the veggies later). To that I add veggies...sweet potato, carrots, kale, spinach, peppers, zucchini, squash...pretty much anything but onions. I'll also toss in an apple or blueberries if I have them. Skins on please. And 1 -2 cloves of garlic. Put meat & veggies in a pot & cover with water.

See how pretty (the meat always sinks to the bottom)!


Note...the Dog's giant vat of dinner vs. my teeny weeny dinner cooking. I obvioulsy have my priorities straight.

I cook it for about 45 mintues to an hour till it gets mushy.

Scoop out about a cup of cooking liquid, reserve and then rinse & strain mix.

Add strained meat & veggies to reserved cooking liquid and mash with potato masher. Voila! Chicken stew.

I don't add any grains to this because it's usually mixed in with the Dog's dry food, which contain plenty of grains. But you can also add brown rice, oats, quinoa, or some other healthy grain to the stew while cooking if you wanted to feed it alone.

We're ready for dinner!!!

For more information on supplementing a kibble based diet, please visit Mary Straus' very informative site.

Presents from my LOVE Dot-Spot

Finally!

I got this great present from my true love, Dot Spot over the weekend & Mom wouldn't let me open until she fixed her stupid camera. But Today is the Day!!

Even the bag looks just like her!



And I got a special letter from my special girl.

Dot is very smart ...she knows that you need to suck up to the Mom a little bit. Mom got this great book that she's going to read to me, a book mark & an Alert sticker so if our house is in trouble, the good guys know to look for us!

Ummmm...is that jerky I see behind the book? I don't think that's for Mom! Why isn't it in my belly????

And she got these little cutters to make our salmon cookies pretty! Mine, of course, will be the GIANT heart.

And check out all of these stuffies!!! Mom said she knew which one I would like best before she even gave them out.

And she was right!!!

Thank you Brat Pack for all of our presents!! We're stylin' now!

And the best gift of all! Dot & her Mom made me this video for my Gotcha Day. It made Mom's eyes leak and I got lots of hugs. You guys are these bestest!!!

Rock On Doggies!

Suki wanted us to get in touch with our inner rock star and find our Rocking equivalent.

This is what we came up with!

Lola - Mine is easy. My BFF Tadpole doesn't call me Lola Sprout Beyonce for nuthin!

(Sprout because I'm little...Beyonce because I'm a Diva)

Marvin, can you handle this?...Stanley, can you handle this?...Tadpole, can you handle this???

I don't think they can handle this...WOOOOOO!

Isn't Lola too bootylicious for ya babe???

Penny - Well I would definitely be Shakira...I got the hip shakin' (nubbin wigglin') down pat!

And...I could talk to my boyFriend Pippa in SPANISH!!!

Sherm - Dad picked out mine...am I that transparent??? Yes, yes, yes, I do love Meatloaf.

Dot-Spot...expect your own private rendition of Paradise by the Dashboard Light in your mailbox soon.

White Boxers

Sparky the Puggle tagged me to tell you all about my breed, the Boxer. In particular, I will be highlighting specifics about Boxers like me...no no, not Diva Boxers. White Boxers. There aren't too many of us in the blogging world that I know of...just me & Ellie. So sit back & I'll tell you all about us.





You can take some time & read up on the History of the Boxer...but in a nut shell, we originated in Germany & we used to bait Bulls (and eat their pizzles). You may also want to read a little about the Boxer Breed Standard (AKC) and if you did, you would notice one important thing...I don't fit!! That's right. As perfect as I am, I'm discriminated against by my color (how rude!!).

White Boxers are just like other Boxers, however some breeders feel that white Boxers are inferior to standard colored Boxers and have more health problems that standard colored boxers. These breeders typically cull (kill) the white puppies at birth! This practice isn't as common as it once was, but it still happens. So if you want to buy a Boxer puppies, in addition to the other qualities you should look for in a breeder, you should make sure they are White Boxer Friendly!!


Here are some quick facts on White Boxers:

1. White boxers are not rare (but we are special!).
2. Approximately 25 percent of all boxers born are white (I had 3 other white brothers & sisters).
3. White boxers are not albinos (but we're very cute!).
4. White boxers can sunburn easy (yes we can! I get very pink if I'm in the sun too long. Please apply baby sunscreen to us white dogs if we are going to be outside for a long time).


5. White boxers can be deaf and sometimes blind (About 13% of us are deaf).
6. Some people have argued that whites are sicker and have more cancer but this has never been proven (I'm as healthy as a horse!).
7. White boxers can be registered BUT the white boxer does not meet the American Boxer Club's standard. The members code of ethics states that it is a infraction to register with the American Kennel Club a boxer of any color not allowed by the Standard (I have Limited registration which I could compete in events like Agility or Rally if my Mom would get off her fat butt and train me more).
8. White boxers should be spayed/neutered (Yes they should...although I would make some cute Diva babies!).
9. White boxers have the same temperment and personality as colored boxers (so I am just as fun as Cairo, Peanut, Cubby, Bella, Charlie & my other Boxer buddies!).
10. Check boxers are whites that have spots of fawn or brindle on them (Hey! I'm a Checked Diva!).

So that's it. White Boxers rule!