And while I'm a little more suited for football, I could soooo totally play hockey too. I'm tuff, I've got a bunch of scars, I've been known to kick some butt in my day and...I look GREAT in this uniform.
I think I'd probably be a goalie because I'm pretty agile and light on my feet. Bring on those Red Wings!
Wait a minute...did I just say Wings? Like chicken wings? Oh yeah...this hockey thing suits me just fine.