Hello dahhh-lings! It's your favorite Diva dog...Lola!
Sherman thinks he's so cool because he's got this BFF named Wally. Well, guess what??? I have one too!!!!! A ha ha ha ha! Take that Sherman!! You guys know Tadpole. I think he's so funny & cute & nice & stylish & just like me!
He has a picture of me in his jail & I keep him company while Massah is at work earning chewie money.
We have lots of stuff in common. Tad said that I'm annoying to my brother & that's just not so. See the proof of how NOT annoying I am:
(Mom apologizes for how dark this is...you'll get the point)
Although we have lots of other friends, we're the bestest BFFs, just like Elaine & Jerry (wait, I think they made out), or Izzy & George (oh wait...they made out too), or Will & Grace (Hmmmm, not a good comparison). OK...we're just good friends and will be forever & ever.
My Mom told me I had to fill in this thing so you could learn a little more about the Diva of Jackman Ave. It's called a Me Me and I get to talk all about MEEEeeeee! So I like that.
1. Your age? 20 Months old
2. Your age when came to live with your people? 8 weeks old
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Pink, purple & orange
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Our neighbor Chris
5. How much do you weigh? 41 lbs (I'm a mini)
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? 27,000 rolls of toilet paper
7. Do you like other Dogs? Yes, yes, yes...unless I'm on a leash.
8. Who is your best non-human friend? PENNY!!!
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? tennis balls
10. Do you like to be brushed? I don't get brushed much
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Peanut Butter
12. Do your people cut your toenails? Yep.
13. Any formal education? Lots...I've graduated from 12 different obedience classes. Divas are well schooled
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? What do you think??? I'm a BUNNY!!!
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Lo-Lo, Sprout, Widdle Woobie, Boo, Boobernut
16. What is your best trick? Spin or BANG! I'm working on twirl.
17. Do you like kitties? They don't like me much.
18. What did you have for breakfast? My dry food & some canned Jack Mackerel
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what? No...Divas do not atch their own food.
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? A couple months ago for my Botox injections (aka Rabies).
21. Where do you sleep at night? In my folks room on my dog bed or my crate.
22. Do you like to swim? NOOOOO!
23. Can you make puppies? Nope.
24. Your favorite place to visit? The Spa
25. Do you give kisses? I'm a kissing machine!! Aren't all Divas????
26. Can you potty on command? Yep.
27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Not to Cuz!!!