You have GOT to be kidding me...

WTF is this THING doing in my house???



I'm not really sure what it is...I think it's supposed to be a dog??? Mom thinks she's really cute but I don't get it. Anyway, her name is Isabella and apparently she's staying with us for a little while? WTF???

She's practically taking over the whole house!! She stole my rawhides...

And is hoarding them all for herself! WTF????


SHE is allowed on the couch, while I have to lay on the floor! WTF????

She's taking over our blogging!! WTF???


AND! She stole my Pink Piggie!!!! W.T.F.???

Well, that's where I draw the line. MY pink piggie...MINE, you hear???




And you can NOT have it, Isabella WhatEverYouAre...

Mom & I had a little talk about the whole situation and if I'm nice to this THING, I'm promised an extra trip to the park and a big fat turkey neck. Fine. See how nice I'm being???

Oh...and have I mentioned THIS???

Yeah. WTF??? This is not Funny Farm, people!!

You'll get to hear all about the C.A.T. I have to live with a little later. Sympathy would be greatly appreciated.

So Sleepy...

I'm super tired...but I just can't sleep.

I wonder what could be wrong?

Ahhh...MUCH better! Good night everydog!

Trip with Mom to the Park

This is such a beautiful time of year in the 'burgh. All of the leaves are changing into beautiful colors and the temperature is perfect.

So I said, Hey Mom! Let's go to the Park!!

Mom put me on this super long leash so I'd have room to run and explore. I blend in wit h the leaves so well...bet you can't even find me in this picture!


So why do I have to be on a leash at all? Weelllllll, there are lots & lots of deer roaming around the park this time of year. And I have excellent radar...I spot them from a mile away and point them out.

I see one!



I see another one!

And I would chase them if given the chance. Hence the leash. Mom has some crazy, irrational fear of me getting hooved to death. Whatever.

I found a nice spot for some roaching...in a big pile of stinky stuff. Please ignore her stupid voice...

There were so many leaves covering the trail, we almost got lost! But I sniffed out the way...

I say...let's go RIGHT!

I also got to run in a big field and burn off some steam. I LOVE to run!!!

It was the perfect day at the park. I love spending time with my Mom...without the little white maniac tagging along.

This picture is for you, Peanut!

The letter M...

My Rottenbuddy, Ben gave me the letter M to play in the Letter Game. My job is to name 10 things I love that start with the letter M. This is gonna be tooooo easy!!

In no particular order...except #1....

1. MOM!!!! Duh...she's best friend and favorite person on earth.




2. Moles...or rather, hunting and killing moles.

3. Merrick. Oh how I love this stuff!

Even if it does come in a pink bag and has "Senior" written on it. I think the Senior part is just a joke. Ahahahahahaaaaa!

4. My Aunties...they take very good care of me.

5. Meat! I don't really discriminate here. I love all kinds of meat, really. And this just might be the most beautiful picture I've ever seen...

6. Heath Miller...OK, OK, my Mom, like, LOVES him...see #1. If he wants to be my new Dad, I think that would be all right.

7. The Mailman...actually, I really don't like the mailman...but I love getting Mail. Speaking of which, look what I found in the basement! This is the most horrendous crime of the century. Apparently we still have so many boxes that are unpacked, that Mom missed this big box of cookies FOR ME! From my true love, DOT SPOT. I have a lot more to say about this in a whole other post...

8. Mrs. Howard Stern... Mom is a Howard Stern junkie and so am I...see #1. And his new wife, Beth, is totally Pawesome. She's from Pittsburgh, she's running the NY marathon to raise money for the North Shore Animal League and she's raised almost a BILLION DOLLARS already (more like $150,000...but hey, that's a lot of chewie $$!) and check out this picture of her & a smashingly handsome boy named Moose (who needs a home)!!

I'm not sure who's better looking, BethO or Moose but I have a feeling...Mrs. Stern would totally dig me!

9. Marrow Bones! One word...Yum-O!



10. ME!! Love comes from within...and you gotta love yourself first before you can spread the love to others. Yes, I'm very profound. And I'm pretty darn handsome too, if I do say so myself!

If anyone else wants to play, let me know & I'll give you a letter...

Thanks for letting me play Ben, and give your Mum a big, fat smoocheroni from me!

Walking Wednesday - Thanks guys!!!

Hey yinz guys! Thanks for all of the comments to Dad about more WALKIES! It worked...



He has taken some lessons from the Brat Pack's mom on how to take pictures sideways...but you if you tilt your head, you'll see I've got my head gear on and I'm ready to go!



Let's go this way!



Don't worry Dad...I'll take the lead. I won't let you get lost.


Walkie Wednesday rocks!! Thanks for the great idea Khyra! Stay tuned for more weekly walks...next time with VIDEO.

Whew!

Hey DWB's! Dad FINALLY let me get on the computer to say HI! I have to apologize, I've been really busy lately.

I don't think Dad realized how tough being a single father would be, so I've been helping him! Lola too!

Landscaping around the house...

Making the bed...

Keeping the yard Rodent free ...(Sherman's old job) :)

It's hard work! I'm beat!


Well, I gotta run - I think I just heard the buzzer on the dryer go off!

Pee-S: Could you guys remind my dad how much I love walkies? I think he forgot!
We're doing great and miss you all - Woof at you soon!

Pee-S.S.: There is no need to mail my Dad a big box of poop now, Joey.

Lots of love and butt wiggles...

Penny

I'm still here!

I hope you guys haven't forgotten about me...

Penny & I are doing great. Dad is taking very good care of us. We promise to post more of our adventures and it would really help if you guys gave him a hard time about not taking more pictures of us.

And we still get to see Mom. I get so excited to see her when she comes over that I forget all about that "Don't jump on your Mother" rule, but she doesn't even yell. She even lets me lick her face.

And she brings me presents! I had to pose with her for this picture before I got it and I'm not real happy about having to wait...

Well????? Are you gonna give it to me or what???

Uh Huh...she didn't forget my love of all things TENNIS BALL!! Thanks Mom!

Penny wanted me to tell you all that she misses you very much (especially Peanut) and will be posting soon!

Happy Barkday, my love

Isn't she lovely...

Isn't she won der full ...

Isn't she precious....

HAPPY BARKDAY TO MY ONE TRUE LOVE...the most lovely, wonderful, precious...Dot Spot!

Back off boys! I know she's the hottest girl on DWBs, but she's ALL MINE! And she's dreaming of me...

Hope you had a great Barkday, Dot! XOXO...