"First, I crush him with my powerful jaws!!!"
"Next I savor the kill.."
"Then I chew his body apart limb from limb"
"I rest"...I am Sherman, after all.
"Then I drag him to my Secret Lair...where I will devour him when I wake from my slumber."
"You all know what comes next. No need to document it. I don't have to remind you what happened to Santa"
It was all over in a few seconds...
4 comments:
You killed Santa!!!!! CSI will be after you now.
Simba xx
oh, now i know who killed santa! yes, simba's very own CSI team will be there to check you out!
wet wet licks
Boo
Santa had it comin! Be a good boy all year & all I get is a pig ear, a bully stick, a giant hedeghog toy (which I killed), a Kong, a new purple treat machine, a giant cookie from Grandma Margo, a beefy rawhide, an Xmas bone toy, and $20 from Grandma Kay for Mom to spend on ME! Santa really needs to try harder next year.
Sherman the hunter
I killed a dish cloth over Christmas, swallowed it down and poohed it out half digested. You should have seen how hard it fough to escape!!
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