Tuesday, August 07, 2007

A Story...by Sherman

Hey Doggies (and GG)...you may want to get comfortable. I have a little story to tell ya. Grab a bone and a cool spot on the floor and enjoy.


So we have this little tear in the screen on our back door. You may recall this is not the only broken screen this house has seen & Dad just keeps rigging it so bugs really don't get in but it keeps coming loose.


So Saturday, Lola & I were chillin at home with Dad while Mom & Penny were doing girly stuff.


Dad was playing video games (it's OK Dad, you can admit it) when he saw a hairy fat rodent walk into the kitchen toward the back door. He jumped up and screamed "WTF???" and it woke me up. He tried to run after the varment but I pushed him out of the way and took control of the situation. I cornered the little bugger and he went like this!



Dad & Lola were huddled on top of the dining room table and I grabbed the stupid rat thing and shook in hard. It tried to bite me many, MANY times but I was too quick. I threw it to the ground and stomped on it with my giant Sherman feet and then bit it in the head again. I crunched down hard and it went "EEEeeekkk!" and then I crunched it all over it's body till it was dead.



Dad got down from the table and said "Thank you Sherman, I was wondering what we were going to have for lunch. You sure do earn your keep around here".

Yes Sir...I certainly do.


The End.

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We really did have a Possum in our house on Sunday. Looks like a Rat, huh???

But Sniffy McSnifferton didn't even wake up. Scott got the Dogs upstairs and the little thing outside went back outside. When I asked Scott what happened to it, he said "I took care of it". To which I replied..."Where did you find a Have-A-Heart trap???"

I don't wanna know.

43 comments:

Peanut said...

Ah sherman we believe your story. Your mom is just trying to make you look bad.

Kapp pack said...

Good job SHerman!!!! We all took turns taking care of the possum in our yard last week, and then dad took our toy away! We killed it first for him though

-Kapp pack

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh you are such a brave helpful dog Sherman and mom want you to be here with us as this crazy woman scare of everything!!! That possum really look yucky...Oh you should take the pic of your dad & Lola on the dining table. It must be very funny.

well since your mom was not at the "crime scene" so I wont believe what she said. *wink*

Tofu Burger said...

Jen... I like Sherman's version better. Nice try though :)


Loves,
Tofu

TAPhillips said...

Yay Sherman! Humans always wanna take the credit when we capture stuff like that, don't they?

Wuf Ya! Gomer & OPie

PS We're glad we've never seen a oppossum!

Mud Monster & DWB said...

Wow Sherman!! Good job!!

Why is it the humans always leave us to do the dirty work?

Quincy & Tristin

Boo said...

hahahahaha! didn't even wake up huh. but seriously, sherman, i believe you! dogs must stick together.

wet wet licks

Boo

Tasha & Eva said...

We definately believe Sherman's story. We know that humans are wimps and would be too scared to do anthing about it.

T&E

Lorenza said...

Shermaaaaan!
I believe you because you are so brave and you are your family protector!
Why they don't want to give your credit??
Have a good night
Lorenza

The Brat Pack said...

Sherman, we don't know why your Dad is trying to steal your thunder. I know you were the savior of the day cuz you are sooo manly and macho.

Love,
Dot-Spot

PS Mom can't stop laughing.

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

We had a possum in our house once. We went *CRAZY* chasing it and trying to get under dad's bed to get it. It threw a hissy fit. Tank lept over the queen sized bed without even touching it - back and forth as the possum tried to hide. Eventually dad threw us all out, opened the back door and we never saw it again. You were brave to tackle it by yourself!

Cubby said...

All right Sherman! You can never believe humans. They exagggerate, so!

Joe Stains said...

Sherman, you are my hero. I believe every word of what you say and can even picture your dad on that table shaking like a LEAF. GOOD JOB!

Texas's Mum said...

Hey Sherman,
Dude you are the dog
and both me and my mum are very
impressed at your hunting/protecting
skills.

Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).

leah said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that looks SO SCARY! i'm so glad you were there to save your dad and lola's lives! we all know the truth -- your dad just wanted to look macho for your mom by telling her that silly story about you sleeping! the shermanator is now officially the rodent exterminator... or would it be the sherexterminator?!

Simba said...

That thing looks evil, look at the teeth on him. You are my hero.

Simba x

Maggie said...

Great job Sherman! Do you kill bats too? We could sure use you here!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Eeks.. that looks scary. I'm glad you took care of it Sherman. :)

~ Girl girl

wally said...

Sherman--I believe your story. But I bet that thing was at least 8 feet long and 300 pounds. I'm sure you saved your family from sure death. Good job, Sherms.

wally.

Jackson said...

Hey Sherman, What a good story. I'm sure that's what WOULD have happened if you'd been awake! J x

Snowball said...

Hi Sherman,

You are so brave. Can you come over and help me kill the cockroaches, please?

Luv,
Snowball

umekotyan said...

Sherman is able.
Fear is removed by sherman.
And, it is necessary to mend the screen door in the back door.

from loved ume tyan

ROSSI said...

Wow.. u are my Hero, Sherman!

Love
Golden Rossi

-- The Mullin Clan's Mommy -- said...

Oh-Woo, Sherman, you are so brave! You protected yur house from the wittle varmit. I like yur story better. We have to protect our humans any way we can & our property. RooooO!
-Cosmos-

coco said...

that was the most gripping story i've ever read. ohmyDOG you are so fierce and courageous, sherman - what would your dad have done without you??? i'm soooo glad you didn't get hurt by that awful ugly thing!!!!!! and you protected your family like the mother of all guardians. (well, ok, father)

i'm pretty sure this is the last you will be seeing of that filthy varmint. as for your dad, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. don't ask, don't tell is the best policy on such topics.

you are my new hero, coco

Eddie N Peaches said...

Oh, Sherman. That is such a fun story. You are their Hero. I hope they fed you steak for supper!
Eddie & Peaches

Grammie said...

Sherman:
You are very brave! I can see why Peanut wants to grow up and be like you.

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Wow, we be in awe. You be our hero. That opposum be, well. . .gross. Great job!!

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket and Daisy

ToFFee said...

that was great work Sherman.

I haven't seen those rats yet.. but they might be bigger than me..

I know what I'll do when I se one.. call my dad to kill it..

Wuffs!
Toffee

Ruby Bleu said...

OK Shermie's story is SOOOO much better. Go Sherman!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Asta said...

Sherman
That's quite a stowy..weally scawy and dwammatic, I'm glad nodoggie got huwt..those guys can get pwetty vicious I think.
I was scawed on the waft, but you'll see, later I gots lots bwaver
smoochie kisses
to all three of you cuties
asta

fee said...

*CLAP* i love that story, sherman. especially the ending!

Rowan The Dog said...

Sherman,

That is exactly how I would have handled it. Way to go.

Love,

Rowan

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PreciOus said...

Eeeuks! Nasty possum! I think I would be up at the dining table too. You are so brave, Sherman! Muacks!

Snuggle,
Precious

fig said...

Why is your mom lying about you, Sherman? She sounds like my girl who told everyone that I didn't even notice when there was a mouse caught in a trap in our kitchen. Liars. I know you viciously killed him to keep your family safe, just like I caught that mouse myself and stuck it in the trap. The things we have to put up with....

Tadpole said...

I hate to admit it, but I would have screamed like an adolescent girl and ran far, far away.

My girl keeps laughing and laughing and laughing....

Poppy said...

Wow Sherman, you are so manly. We have spiders inside sometimes. Can we hire you to come scare them away?

Lola wanted to know about my sweater. Tell her that in northern California where we live, summertime at the beach is all about sweaters and blankets and fog. That's why I had to wear my super-cool sweater at the beach the other day. :)

Poppy

Frasypoo said...

I laughed so hard I cried !!!
In your house ?....an actual live possum !!!!
Man! Thats crazy!Glad you got it before it made a beeline towards your dinner
Frasier

rpm said...

Oh my goodness....I would have loved to seen the chaos that would have errupted had all the doggies seen that thing in the house!

Balboa & Mommy said...

I think your mom is lying, she is jealous of your bravery and cunning hunting skills.

Bravo dude!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

Katherine and Pippa, said...

One tough dog.

Just like me.

Pippa the Ratkiller (really honestly)

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Sherman,
You are so brave!!! We get those ugly opossum in our yard quite often. But so far none have come into the house, hehehehe! We have had raccoon scratch & knock on our front door trying to get in, seriously! Don't know why they would want in though. Since you are so brave, you would be a good helper for guarding our koi fish, especially Koi Sherman! Koi Sherman has changed colors. His big orange spot on top of his head is gone, but he still has his bullseye spot on his side. Keep up the good guard duty!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers