Friday, October 26, 2007

I am NOT a happy Diva!

This is supposed to be MY special weekend! MY Barkday is next week and my super special Pittsburgh friends, Scruffy & Lacie, planned this great Pawty for all the DWBers who have Halloween Barkdays. Amber & Koobus & Lorenza & Dewey & Precious & ME..we're all 'sposed to celebrate our Barkdays in Salem. At OUR Pawty. With all of our friends.

And I didn't invite Sherman. He cramps my style. He's old & grouchy & a total buzz kill. Penny & I don't call him the Fun Police for nuthin'

Well. I totally caught Sherman sending secret blog messages to his BFF Wally T. Corgador. Sherman told Wally to send that stupid guy, Mr. Al Urgee to Jackman Avenue and RUIN MY WEEKEND!!!

Yep. I'm guilty.

Now look at me!!!

Look at these super awful ITCHIES Al Urgee gave to me! I can't stand it! All I can do is scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch and scratch some more!! It's awful.


Mom had to take me to the V.E.T today to make sure I don't have bugs. BUGS!! Divas don't get BUGS! They had to scrape off parts of my skin and take samples of my furs & look at them under a giant telescope.

The good news is...I haven't gained a pound. I'm still a petite 40.9 lbs. How much do you weigh Sherman??? Huh???? Betcha it's 10 times that, Chubs!

I digress. I don't have bugs. But, the V.E.T. told Mom that Al Urgee is gonna be here a while. We live in a super old house with an old furnace and I'm apparently very sensitive to old, crusty dust. Guess we'll just have to get rid of Sherman! She gave me some drugs to help the itchies and she suggested we get our Ducks cleaned.

Ducks??? WTF! Exactly where have Mom & Dad been hiding these Ducks?? Ducks are delicious! Penny & I will be happy to clean of charge.

Don't think Sherman is gonna get away with this. Oh No. I know people. Wizards, actually.

Sherman, meet Joseph Stains...the Wizard of all Stains. Check out his giant wand.

I contacted Joe about my little "situation" with Sherman and he was happy to help. He's gonna give me a little lick at the pawty (don't worry boyz...just as friends).

He told me to whip up a little Witches Brew and put a couple of "Stain" drops in it. I'm to tell Sherman it's chicken broth.

Chubs didn't know the difference & before long...he was in a deep slumber.

And then....POOF!! Sherman turned into a Pumpkin!! Oh Thank You Master Wizard of Stains!

That will teach you Sherman! Don't mess with the Diva.

And just to make Sherman (ahem, I mean...Mr. Pumpkin Head) a little more miserable...I got my first ever Barkday Pressie from
The Brat Pack!!! Thank You, Happy Hounds!!!!!

I'm not allowed to open it until my Barkday. But Sherman is gonna be Pee Ohhhed!! Neener, neener, neener...Dot sent me a Pressie!

See Yinz guys tomorrow at the Pawty!!


Kirby said...

Hi Lola,

Mr. Al Urgee is so not cool! That looks like it really hurts. I hope the drugs work and ease the scratchies. I'm very happy that you don't have bugs. You are so right, Diva's don't have bugs! I'm sure you will be looking uber perfect by your barkday. Oh, we need to pair Sherman up with my Uncle Spencer. We also call him the fun police. He also is old, grouchy and a total buzz kill. We need to ship them off somewhere far far away. Let's make a plan...

Your pal,

Peanut said...

Oh lola that looks like it hurts you poor thing. Good job on turning Sherman into a pumpkin.

Momo :) said...

Lola, barkday girl, Diva girl! :)

You don't look happy now but hey you're the diva! I will meet you soon at the pawty. I am a pink witch! :)

Momo xoxo

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lola.
Sure Al Urgee is not fun! I hope the meds help you no to be so itchy! Please get better soon!
If in fact Sherman was the one who planned this, you and Joe did a great job!
See you and Penny at the party

Kapp pack said...

Lola, A girl after my own heart. Al Urgee has been visiting me too. I scratch at the side of my face and my ears have been ok because the feeder mean...Canyon licks them nightly. Mom is keeping an eye on me that it doesn't get worse that might mean a trip to the V-E-T for a S-H-O-T. SHe has been giving me my Al Urgee medicine so far. Hope you get bette in time for the PAWTY is not you can always wear a Bewootiful scarf.

I think you are pretty however you look :-)

Kisses, Sky boy!

Asta said...

What a twagedy to get mr Al Urgee to visit just now..but you AWE coming to youw pawty wight???? And BTW you awe bootiful and could nevew be hideous!
I'm glad you got Joey to help you with Sherman, that was a diwty twick he pulled
see you at the pawty!
smoochie kisses

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Stanley said...

Whoa, Lola!

Please don't be telling these stories to Stella when you meet her. She doesn't need any more ideas for me!

Can't believe Sherman sicked Al on your tail (well, neck, actually). Try not to scratch though I know if feels so good to give in & do it! I hope the meds help and that you get to enjoy your pawty!

I can't wait to see you there, birthday pup!

Goober love & birthday smooches,

ROSSI said...

Hi Lola... hope u are getting better now with that itchiness.. and sure diva can't have that flaw.. hehehe..

oh yes.. sherman is bad.. but i think u are more evil.. to turn him into pumpkin.. oh.. never mess with a girl .. now i learned..


Simba said...

That really does look itchy. I hope it clears up soon. Great spell casting, I need some of that to turn the rabbits into pumpkins.

Simba xx

Hammer said...

Hi Miss Diva Lola
HAPPY BARKDAY !!! I hope you have a wonderful day on your Barkday and I'm looking forward to meeting you at the Halloween pawty tonite. I hope your itch goes away soon, but you still look very beautiful.
Love from Hammer

Jackson said...

Hey Lola, sorry to hear about Mr Al Urgee but don't worry, you STILL look like a diva! What are you going to do with Sherman aka Mr Pumpkin? If you want me to bring some pastry to the pawty we can make a pie! Hehehehe! J x

Tasha & Eva said...

Sorry to here that Al Urgee has come to visit you, Lola. Poor little diva! Hopefully the meds will make you feel better. Then you can go get those ducks!! Hope you have a fabulous birthday pawty! Happy birthday Lola!! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.

Bella said...

EeeeH that nottie nottie Sherman calling the Al Urgee it looks all red & sore - hope it feels better soon & lucky you had a wizard to call on !!
see ya at the pawty

Pacco de Mongrel said...

joe had a real cool reminds me of harry potter mania again...

Amber-Mae said...

Oh man, that scar looks really bad! Must be really itchy...I hope those medication will get rid of Al Urgee soon.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

ChaChi Lu said...

Ouchie! I hope your itches go away. How did you turn Sherman into a pumpkin? I want to do that to JET!

~ChaChi Lu Pink Champagne

PreciOus said...

Hi Lola!

It's pawty time! Sorry about Mr Al Urgee! What a bad time he chose to visit. I hope he knows he is not welcome by you and fade away soon. See you at the pawty!


Katherine and Pippa, said...

Oh sweetie. Poor Lola.

But there is no need to be nasty to Sherman. He is soooo many years older than you and I am sure he didn't mean to be nasty to you. Well, not very nasty.

What a cute little thing you were. How naughty you have grown up. ;)


Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh no Lola... I am so sorry that you have Mr. Al Urgee! I hope you get extra loving while your skin heals up!

Ruby Bleu said...

OMD my Diva Pal...that darn Al...he's the worst!!! And Sherman, THE NERVE!!! Thank dogness for the Stain Wizard!!!

I hope you are feeling better and I'm so sorry for not being around lately...darn prison!!!

See you soon! Lots of Licks, Ruby

Joe Stains said...

I am glad that the magic worked, but I do feel kind of bad. BUT dang you look super itchy and not happy :( I will give you the secret to turn him back to sherman because I don't want to get in trouble!!!

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Hey, poor Lola! I have only just caught up with your news. Sorry to hear about Al Urgee's visit, that sure looks so so sore in the photos there.

You will always be beautiful to me - you are soooooooo clever too turning poor Sherman into a pumpkin!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

Lacy said...

woofies Lola, me gets da itchies skin flakes and my ears lookies bad from me scratching...mama n daddy r weady to puts a body suit on me sooo me cant shure hopies dey dont get a lampshade after me..

b safe,

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Cubby said...

Poor Shermie! And poor Lola!