Who broke the screen????

The screen door leading onto the front deck is about 50 years old. We've been meaning to replace it for a while, but the Dogs gave us a reason get off our butts & just do it.

Someone must have jumped up on the door to tell off one of the neighbors and broke through.

"I didn't break the screen!"

"Well WE certainly didn't break the screen!!"

If I had to put money on it...I'd say it was the little white one.

Say Cheese!

The one & only Boo Casanova (who does not need Rogaine, BTW...his hair is growing back just fine) tagged us to show our best smiley faces. Well, here ya go studly!

See...Sherman only masqurades as a grumpy boy!

Penny's head looks so giant in this picture but it shows her sweet smile.

My favorite smile of Lola's must involve her funny teeth!

Mmmmmmmm...now who should we tag??? How 'bout Rossi, Luckie, Dory & Fig (we know she's gotta smile in there!). You're IT!

Rock On!

First of all, we are long overdue thanking Sasha & Ruby for nominating us as Rockin' Girls. So thank you ladies!

What a beautiful bunch of Rockstars!

And the ever fabulous Ruby also nominated Shermie as a Rockin' Boy! I think he rocks and am glad you do too!

He's in the company of some very cool dudes!

We're not nominating anyone because we think all the DWBs ROCK!

And then, Sasha also turned us on to this slogan genarator. I typed in all the dogs names (and mine too) and this is what we got:

There is only one Sherman.



Yes, this is true. The world couldn't handle more than one!

All Penny, all the time.



Granted she's calmed down quite a bit, but when she's on...she's on.

Lola Unscripted.




DoG help us all!!!

What's in your Ferndoggle?


Humpf! Wouldn't yinz guys like to know!


Granted...the slogan changes everytime you enter a name. So if you enter the same name 10 times, you get 10 different slogans (I checked). Those are the first ones generated for us.


Try it out! It's fun. Just don't cheat & keep trying until you get one you like! The first one is the funniest anyway.

Desperately seeking a BFF

Penny is very sad. Both Sherman & Lola have found their BFFs and she thinks there is no one out in bloggerdom that wants to be hers.



She would really like to find a best friend with a lot of the same qualities she has:

*She's brown
*She has a grouchy older sibling
*She has an annoying younger sibling
*She's very patient with both of them
*She hates cats
*She loves her family
*She has long legs & a skinny body
*She can run very fast
*She's an excellent watchdog

"And don't forget, I'm a Princess"


So...anypup out there sound like Penny? She'll be your bestest friend!

Oh, and BTW...Lola says that she's NOT telling anyone about her & Tad's secret. She won't even tell me. I'm a little worried about those two crazy kids.

Look what came in the mail today!! A big box just for Meeeeeee! It's from my BFF Tadpole Pomegranate. See, my picture's on it so it's not for Sherman or for Penny. Just for MMMmmeeeeeeee!!!!!



Tadpole even wrote me a nice long note...


And gave me his autograph!



And inside the box was all kinds of pressies! All for Meeeee!


Tadpole knows me very, very well & sent me my most favorite things of all. Tennis Balls! Giant ones too. And a brand new Giggle Ball!! Yahoooie!



Look at all this stuff I got!!

Nothing for Penny or Sherman!!!

OK...that's a lie. Tad sent Sherman the squeaky stuffy.

But I growled at him when he tried to come & take it.

And an extra pink stuffed doggie for Penny. I don't know if I'm going to share with her though.

I don't have much of a choice with Sherman...he steals stuff.

I was confused by one of the toys.

But played with my new big pink ball ALL NIGHT!!

THANK YOU BFF TADPOLE!!! I LOVE ALL OF MY PRESSIES! (even the secret one - shhh)

Ack!!

Sometime over the 4th of July weekend, Aliens invaded Jackman Ave & stole Sherman!! And they left me a Sherman clone. He looks like Sherman, acts like Sherman, eats like Sherman....but it's not him!

And I have proof!!!

Please bring my grumpy boy back!! This one is too scawwwwwy!!

Sorry we've been gone for a few days. I took 2 days vacation from work and decided to stay as far away from the computer as possible!! I haven't had a chance to visit any blogs but will be catching up over the last few days.


I did want to pay tribute to Scubee, the one & only Weinerblab. He went to the bridge on Tuesday the 3rd. He will be greatly missed by all.

Happy Independence Day!!

The Dogs of Jackman Ave would like to wish all of our friends in the States a happy & safe Independence Day!

Lola is already stressing out as Pittsburgh is famous for starting the celebration early. Every BOOM sends her into a shaking, shivering freak out. She's been retreating to her crate, which is the safest place for her.

Be safe Doggies! And enjoy the 4th!

Faster than a speeding bullet...

9 times out of 10 when I call my dogs, I have food for them as a reward. That way, if I ever need to call them in an emergency...they won't hesitate.

Sherman knows the drill well. (Note: no little white Boxers were permanently injured during the filming of this video.)



He's pretty quick for a chubby old guy.



(Scotty, these videos are for you. Enjoy!)

Lola loves popcorn. Actually, Lola likes most food...but popcorn is one of her favorites. So when I sat down this weekend with a big bowl if it...she plopped down next to me & gave me the face.

She tends to get in a little closer so it was more like this face.

I have a very hard time not caving to those big brown eyes & jowly mush face. So I throw her a couple pieces & then figure it's a good time to practice her Leave It.

"I'm failing to see how this is fun for me."

Retro-Pet

I was first WOWed by Retro Pet from Ruby. I was looking for some new martingale collars for the girls and Ruby always looked so fashionable. So I checked them out. I found not one, but TWO collars...for each girl & was so excited to get them.

They were finally delivered on Saturday!



So Penny & Lola have two beautiful new collars for everyday walkies (not to mention the fabulous collars we got from Huskee!!).

I'm thrilled! Penny doesn't look like a boy:

And Lola, well Lola is still very Diva.


These collars are gorgeous. They're handmade, excellent quality and slip off & on with ease (my biggest complaint about Lupine). The Girls are so stylish & hip I can hardly stand it! I would definitely recommend collars from Retro-Pet!!

I do however, have one complaint. (Ahhh the power of the Blog!!! Bitching just cuz you can!) It has nothing to do with the product (which is stellar). It's with the service. It clearly states on the website that everything is hand made & will take 10 - 15 days before it's shipped. I was fine with that. But after one month of not receiving anything but a bill from my Visa, I was a little anxious & contacted the company. I was told she had been sick & was unable to sew & that was the reason for the delay. That would have been fine with me...had she shot me an email & said "Hey, I'm running a little behind due to personal reasons and hope to get your order to you as soon as possible." I'm HUGE on customer service (my marketing background, I suppose). And the fact that they had my money for a month without me seeing anything (or hearing from them) had me a bit peeved. And, AND...when I inquired about the delay, I got an excuse, not an apology. That also irked me.

But. I'm over it. The collars are really awesome. They've held up to the Penny & Lola test...which is HARD to pass (they're still intact & as good as new). And I would definitely recommend Retro Pet to others. No doubt. Just stay on top of your order and expect a few weeks for delivery. It is worth it.

Are you sure she's a Boxer?

This little guy is up for adoption at the WPHS. He's a 7 month old APBT (aka Pitbull). Look like anyone you know?

This is Lola at 6 months old. No wonder I'm always being asked if she's a Pitbull!

Lotsa stuff going on!

First of all, let me say it again...our DWB buddies are totally awesome!! Not only do they keep us company and make us laugh, they are exceptionally generous.

Fei and Eve had a pledge going on at the beginning of the month:


I will donate to an animal rescue organisation/ shelter of my choice but only if 25 other Dogs with Blogs members will too.— fei and eve

I thought this was a great idea and immediately joined the pledge. And it was a success!! Our donation will be going to the Butler County Humane Society, the shelter Sherman came from. And he's the reason I'm such a crazy dog person.

That's right...I made my Mom crazy. But in a good way.

And now, Gomer & Opie are having a 10k race for charity that is wonderful. You're gonna have to go & check out their blog to get all the details. But their Mom is super cool!

Lorenza tagged us to tell yinz guys a little bit about the human part of our family...that would be Scott and I (more I b/c *I* maintain this blog!). We have very few pictures of us together, but here is one from our trip to Mexico a couple of years ago.

Scott & I met at work and still work together. In fact, if I turn my head to the right...there he is, crunching numbers. No, we do not drive to work together (we need 10 minutes away from each other!) and no, working together is not a problem (most days). Our jobs are pretty boring...we work in finance, how exciting can that be??? But we're pretty happy and have been with the same company for a looooong time (10 years for me).

We're not having human kids...3 dogs are enough. We'll get married eventually, but we're pretty content with life as is.

As far as my life outside of the Dogs, I have to say...it's pretty boring. I watch a ton of cooking shows & have boatload of cookbooks. I like to cook, but don't do it often. Scott is kind of picky (yes, Scotty...you are) and it's no fun cooking for just myself. But I love to eat...pizza, sandwiches, Mexican, Italian, greasy bar food...in that order. I love TV (my favorites are on the links list In My Free Time) and watch a lot of movies in the winter. The only sport I really watch is (american) football, and I plan my whole Sunday around the Steeler games. I like hockey too.

Other than that...there's not much to tell. Really, I'm that boring. But...this is my life. And this is my happiness:

Now I get to tag three lucky hoomans! Of course, I'm gonna tag Wally, Suki and Dot-Spot!! Mwwwaaahhhhhhhhh! Tell us about your families!

Jackman Pawsicles!!!

It seems like everyone is getting killed with the heat. I actually LOVE summer & the heat that goes with it. But even this is a little much for me. And it's only in the 90s here in Pittsburgh. Imagine being Joe Stains and dealing with 110+ degree temps!!

Sherman actually hasn't been drinking enough for this kind of weather. He has a bladder condition (struvite crystals) that I've managed for 4 years with good food, Vitamin C, frequent potty breaks & plenty of hydration. I usually solve the hydration problem by giving him diluted chicken broth to drink (which he does willingly) and figured it would be better frozen!

So, I decided to make Pawsicles! For 3 dogs, I used 1 can reduced sodium chicken broth diluted with water. That's about 3/4 of a cup broth per dog. I threw in some kibble, cheesy cookies (new creation...recipe follows), liver brownies and Voila! Jackman Pawsicles!!!

Looks kind of like fruit cocktail!



I should've known it would be a hit.



For those of you who can't access our videos...here's some pics of the doggie's afternoon delight.




**Cheesy cookies...you can't mess these up (and they're pretty darn tasty for hoomans too!!)

2 cups sharp cheddar cheese
2 cups rolled oats (or other flour...buckwheat, spelt or brown rice flours are my own personal preference.)
2 eggs
2 good shakes garlic powder
2 splashes warm water
(seeing a trend here???)

*smoosh everything in a bowl until it forms a dough-like consistancy (should hold together). Add warm water a splash at a time if too dry...shouldn't be too wet though.
*press into a foil lined, EVOO covered (for easy clean up), cookie sheet
*bake at 350 for 30 - 40 minutes.
*cut into 1/2 inch sized cubes with a pizza cutter.
*Try 'em...they're pretty tasty!
*will keep in freezer forever. You probably won't make it a week with 2+ dogs. Less with more hungry jowls to feed.

Final Meme...From Sherman

1. Your age? between 8-12 (probably closer to the later)

2. Your age when came to live with your people? 6 years ago...you do the math

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? it's turquiose with blue turtles on it (Don't laugh Wally...my Mom makes me wear it).

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Grandma Kay or Grandma Margo. This is Margo taking me hunting in the forest.

5. How much do you weigh? 44 lbs at last weigh in

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? A remote control is the only thing I've ever chewed.

7. Do you like other Dogs? Not Boy dogs bigger than me...some girl dogs

8. Who is your best non-human friend? I don't really have many friends & that's just fine with me. I'm a loner.

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Squeaky toys

10. Do you like to be brushed? NNNNnnnnoooo! Stupid Furminator!

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? both

12. Do your people cut your toenails? They don't have to because they wear down from patroling the neighborhood.

13. Any formal education? Lots...I'm a Canine Good Citizen & a Certified Therapy Dog.

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Couch potato

15. Five nicknames your people call you. Bubba, Turkey, Shermie, Bubba doodle finklestein, scarface (Mom just started calling me that).

16. What is your best trick? Speak! Penny & Lola can't do that. And I can run fast...check this out Wally!!

(Jen here: I'm totally putting this video on against my better judgment. I sound like a complete moron, but Sherman has a habit of taking off on me at the park and he loves this high squeaky voice. He just looks so cute running. Turn your speakers DOWN!)




17. Do you like kitties? As long as they don't run.

18. What did you have for breakfast? Solid Gold & Salmon

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what? I am very good at killing moles!! Nevermind that they are deaf, blind & slow.

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? I am trying to forget about it.

21. Where do you sleep at night? On the floor right next to Mom

22. Do you like to swim? Sort of

23. Can you make puppies? Nope. My parents stole my jewels. But I'm sure there are lots of baby Shermans running around in Butler County 'cause I was very manly before I came to live on Jackman Ave.

24. Your favorite place to visit? The forest.

25. Do you give kisses? Only hand kisses...never on the face.

26. Can you potty on command? As if!

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Not to Cuz!!!

Thanks to everyone for playing. We've had lots of fun reading all about you!

My BFF & Me Me!!!!

Hello dahhh-lings! It's your favorite Diva dog...Lola!

Sherman thinks he's so cool because he's got this BFF named Wally. Well, guess what??? I have one too!!!!! A ha ha ha ha! Take that Sherman!! You guys know Tadpole. I think he's so funny & cute & nice & stylish & just like me!


He has a picture of me in his jail & I keep him company while Massah is at work earning chewie money.

We have lots of stuff in common. Tad said that I'm annoying to my brother & that's just not so. See the proof of how NOT annoying I am:

(Mom apologizes for how dark this is...you'll get the point)


Although we have lots of other friends, we're the bestest BFFs, just like Elaine & Jerry (wait, I think they made out), or Izzy & George (oh wait...they made out too), or Will & Grace (Hmmmm, not a good comparison). OK...we're just good friends and will be forever & ever.

My Mom told me I had to fill in this thing so you could learn a little more about the Diva of Jackman Ave. It's called a Me Me and I get to talk all about MEEEeeeee! So I like that.

1. Your age? 20 Months old

2. Your age when came to live with your people? 8 weeks old

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Pink, purple & orange

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Our neighbor Chris

5. How much do you weigh? 41 lbs (I'm a mini)

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? 27,000 rolls of toilet paper

7. Do you like other Dogs? Yes, yes, yes...unless I'm on a leash.

8. Who is your best non-human friend? PENNY!!!

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? tennis balls

10. Do you like to be brushed? I don't get brushed much

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Peanut Butter


12. Do your people cut your toenails? Yep.

13. Any formal education? Lots...I've graduated from 12 different obedience classes. Divas are well schooled

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? What do you think??? I'm a BUNNY!!!

15. Five nicknames your people call you. Lo-Lo, Sprout, Widdle Woobie, Boo, Boobernut

16. What is your best trick? Spin or BANG! I'm working on twirl.



17. Do you like kitties? They don't like me much.

18. What did you have for breakfast? My dry food & some canned Jack Mackerel

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what? No...Divas do not atch their own food.

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? A couple months ago for my Botox injections (aka Rabies).

21. Where do you sleep at night? In my folks room on my dog bed or my crate.

22. Do you like to swim? NOOOOO!

23. Can you make puppies? Nope.

24. Your favorite place to visit? The Spa

25. Do you give kisses? I'm a kissing machine!! Aren't all Divas????

26. Can you potty on command? Yep.

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Not to Cuz!!!

Meme

Now here's something you don't see everyday!



I've done about 100+ Memes in my life. It's always fun to find out things about your friends. I thought it might be fun to let the Dogs do one & tell you a little about themselves. Actually, just Penny's gonna do it today. Sherman & Lola can go later.

1. Your age? appx. 5 years old

2. Your age when came to live with your people? appx. 7 months old

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? red & black

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Grandma Kay

5. How much do you weigh? 45 lbs at last weigh in

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? Scotty's brand new running shoe

7. Do you like other Dogs? Depends on the dog...most of them

8. Who is your best non-human friend? ~sigh~ I guess it would have to be Lola. I also like my cousin Baron

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Squeaky toys

10. Do you like to be brushed? Sure, why not?

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Peanut Butter

12. Do your people cut your toenails? Yep.

13. Any formal education? Lots...I'm a Canine Good Citizen & a Certified Therapy Dog.

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? A little of both

15. Five nicknames your people call you. Wiggles, Princess, Peanut, Pen-Pen, PennyWigs

16. What is your best trick? High Five

17. Do you like kitties? As a snack!

18. What did you have for breakfast? My dry food & some canned Jack Mackerel

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what? No...but I'm gonna catch a squirrel one day!!!

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? 2 weeks ago for my sick belly

21. Where do you sleep at night? In my folks room on my dog bed (although sometimes I sneak up into the big bed in the middle of the night).

22. Do you like to swim? Not really

23. Can you make puppies? Nope.

24. Your favorite place to visit? The Park. Or Grandma Kay's house.

25. Do you give kisses? Yep.

26. Can you potty on command? Yep.

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Not to Cuz!!!

We'd like to learn a little more about our DWB buddies! So if you'd like to play, copy the questions, paste them onto your blog and tell us all about YOU!!

Oh & don't forget to leave us a comment to come visit your Blog.